This is a collection of random quotes I have made, whether they're from my blog, or from my notebook.
Keep in mind that these are the good ones.

BlogQuotes

Small errors lead to big problems.

Program and let program.

People are the leading cause of headaches ages 16-24.

Logical thinking means being as illogical as possible.

More or less, less is more.

What doesn't work and never has probably is just missing a semicolon at the end of a line.

What isn't a lie isn't necessarily true, either.

There are 3 types of people in this world: those who divide everything into two categories, those who don't, and dead people.

All roads lead to mental institutions.

All great men start out "good".

Say what you will, but mean what you say.

Inside jokes are outside logic.

Everything we do is a function of t, where t=time, and "do"="procrastinate".

All great ideas come from other good ideas, not-so-good ideas, and even-worse-than-purple-ketchup ideas.

Simple complexities render complex simplicities rather confusing. Like this.

Always write down ideas the moment you dream them up, even if you're not a writer, because a good idea will reward you for your moment of inspiration, if you wrote it down.

Those of us who know good and avoid it are bad. Those of use who know bad and do it anyway are worse. Those of us who don't know anything are, of course, unencumbered by the bounds of sanity.

You shouldn't be afraid to try new things. It should be the new things that are afraid of you.

Life is that period of time between intervals of video game-playing.

When you have a velocity of 0, it means you're not going anywhere, or going nowhere. When your velocity increases by factors of large numbers, it means you're going fast. Therefore, if my velocity is 207x (where x is some number), I'm going fast in relation to something travelling at a velocity of 1x. But if x is 0, then my velocity is 207 times 0, and I am going nowhere fast.

All's well that ends with some crazy, irrelevant quote.

Fun has infinite dimensions.

This sentence is a paradox.

Don't remember what isn't forgotten.

May the sqrt(PI) be with you.

Problems are just manifestations of solutions in a particular plane of thinking. Switch to another plane of thinking to see the solution.

Imagination is the key to invention.

What you put into your writing is what the readers will get out of it.

Don't do today what you can put off till tomorrow.

The man who journeys seeks the end, while the man who has found the end seeks the journey.

Change is a good thing, except when it's bad.

wrong=not right. not right=left. Therefore left=wrong? Therefore you should only make right turns onto streets you don't know.

Answers exist, even to the unanswerable questions.

Never try. Accomplish.

Doing nothing accomplishes nothing.

Be suspicious of all sane people; they are firmly planted in the present, never looking forward, never looking back.

Interruptions will distract you from your work, and distractions will interrupt your progress.

Expand your horizons, but don't spread yourself too thinly.

If you wait until the last minute on a big project, you'd better hope it's a looooooooooooonnnnnnnng minute.

Less, though it may be worth more, tends to cost more.

An ideal idea is something every thinker strives for. It is an idea that can be imagined and realized independently of the time period in which it is thought up.

Never say "always". Always say "never".

The future may be promising, but if you don't keep your promises, neither will the future.

Think on tangents--you'll go farther than those who stay with the curve.

The future becomes what you will it.

What we are and what we are not are the exact same thing.

The problem contains the solution.

A villain cannot exist without a hero. A hero cannot exist without a villain. The forces of good and evil are always in balance.

If you put your mind to it, anything is possible.

All play and no work and you might not earn decent wages.

Your work can never be finished.

Progress cannot be made without an attempt to find a solution.

Never doubt the impossible.

Boredom is simply life's way of telling you that you need to get a life.

You can influence people you don't know just as easily as those you do.

If you don't listen, then you won't hear.

We always long for different circumstances, in the false belief that they would somehow be better than our own. But they're not. Just be happy with what you have. You won't be getting anything else.

Keep peace in one piece.

Be like the machine, unrelenting and without remorse, as you complete your task.

Don't feel bad if you fail. Rather, look at it as another chance to succeed.

Other Quotes (from notebook, etc.)

Life without music? I don't understand. How is that life?

I looked in the mirror and I saw myself!

I have been pushed to the edge of sanity, and I...will...not...return!

Don't think; act! Opportunities are fleeting.

The only thing you have to do to fail is to second-guess yourself.

Here is the difference between humans and God: God forgives honest mistakes. Humans do not.

There can be no gain without loss; no loss without gain.